Friday, 4 February 2011
A Prettyboy Square-Off to Fight for Cheryl's Love?
'Sources' say that Ash is now so wracked with guilt at what he did, and so jealous of Cheryl's new-found happiness that he wants her back. He's ready to play on Cheryl's good naure, as she "feels bad if she ignores Ashley and still has a sense that she should be there for him." Personally, I think that's a bit drippy. For goodness' sake woman, he cheated on you so many times and broke your heart! YOU OWE HIM NOTHING.
Anyway, this has understandably pissed Derek off, and he's not prepared to let Ash muscle in on his relationship. So, the tabloid theory is that there's going to be some kind of showdown between the two. However, Derek's mates say that "He was raised a Mormon, so violence isn't Derek's thing and he isn't likely to behave like a thug, but he will stand his ground." Oh. Well that's boring. Hopefully he'll call Ashley and they'll have a strongly-worded argument, which will be recorded by the phone-hacking journos of the British Tabloids.