Custody Arranged For Charlie and Brooke

Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Brooke Mueller have managed to finalise custody arrangements for their two little'uns, Bob and Max. The deets are as follows...

1. Charlie gets the boys every other weekend for the next 2 months. If both Charlie and Brooke remain drug and alcohol free, Charlie will also get to see them Wednesdays and Thursdays every other week
2. Charlie and Brooke must submit to random drug testing 3 times a month.
3. They must have their regular nannies with them at all times when they have the kids.
4. Charlie's goddesses are not allowed to show public displays of affection toward the kids.
5. Charlie and Brooke can't be photographed with a romantic partner while they are with the kids. 

 My personal favourite is number three. However, I'm glad that these two crazy kids got things together enough to allow their kids to start a proper, stabilising regime. Hopefully this will all stick, and Brooke and Charlie can stay clean and sober, without too much interference from the, ahem, 'goddesses'.

C xx

Charlie Sheen Porn Update...

 ...aaaand it seems that all my hopes and dreams have been dashed. Mr. Sheen has, according to TMZ, sent out texts to all his pornstar contacts stating that he is on lockdown, and that he wants them all to "lose the number, we are closed ... please drive through ... thank you."

Sad times for my dreams of Charlie's Devils...

I Hope This Is True...

Charlie Sheen wants to start his own porn business, according to a madame called 'Felony', which is probably one of the best prostitute names I have ever heard. Tacky in the vein of all prostitute names, but with a knowingly cheeky reference to the illegality of her profession. Smarter than your average tart. Anyway, Miss Felony reckons that she and Charlie had a chat and he wants to star in front of the camera in a flick he would call Charlie's Devils, which is fun, if a little bit obvious. Such an experienced womaniser could come up with a more interesting title, surely? As Charlie himself was hospitalised recently and is currently in rehab, I don't think he'll be responding to this too soon, but I might cry if it's confirmed to be total bullshit.