Francis Boulle and Emma Watson were an ITEM?

Oh. My. Goodness.

Made in Chelsea's Francis Boulle (who I ADORE, by the way) has spoken out about his 'bit of a thing' with Harry Potter actress Emma Watson.

Francis says of the brief relationship "I have always been an ambitious person and I want to achieve my own notoriety for what I've done. That's why I chose not to pursue it any longer, because I didn't want to be the boyfriend of some child actress.”

Hmm....patronising much? She might very well say she didn't want to be associated with a reality TV wannabe, but hey ho. Francis's interview in Heat does contain some kind words about Emma, thankfully. Apparently, "She's a really cool person."

The Daily Mail ran a story about Emma back in 2008 when she attended the 24th Cartier polo match at Smith's Lawn in Windsor, where she was snapped chatting and laughing with three different fellas. To be fair, talking to three blokes at the polo is hardly cause for an entire news story, but what makes it a tad more interesting is that one of those posh lads is none other than our very own Mr. Boulle! Loving the sweeping hair, Franny.

C xxx

Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig Get Married

Brit actors Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig got married in a small ceremony in upstate New York on Friday, Rachel's rep has confirmed. The ceremony took place in from of only four people - Rachel and Daniel's children from previous relationships, and two close friends who acted as witnesses.

The pair have only been together for just under  year, after Rachel split with her long-term fella, Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky in November 2010. Rach and Darren have a five year old son, Henry, together.


Daniel was previously married to actress Fiona Loudon from 1992-94, and they have a 19 year old daughter, Ella. Up until early 2010, Daniel was with his long-term partner, Satsuki Mitchell.

Rachel and Daniel's relationship has been kept pretty low-key, other than the couple of occassions they were spotted out together, such as at New York club The Box in February 2011, when they were reportedly all over each other like lovestruck teenagers!

I love both these actors, and I wish them all the best for the future. May they have a long and happy marriage, and end up squabbling over things like who put the butter knife in the jam pot, and why won't Daniel put his socks in the laundry basket instead of leaving them all over the house.

C xx

Cheryl Cole and Ashley Move Back In?

The News of the World has a huge story today on Cheryl and Ashley Cole moving back in together at their £5million marital home in Godalming, Surrey.

It reports that the two spent their first night back together just having fun and relaxing in one another's company. Their source says "[Cheryl and Ashley] were saying what a special night it was. They were mucking about like old times just playing pool, smoking and having a few drinks.

"There wasn't any awkwardness between the two of them and they seemed very comfortable together."

The article is very quick to refute any suggestions that the pair actually did the deed during their night together, but does strongly hint that a full-on reunion is just around the corner.

This is just an extension of the 'Cheryl and Ashley Back Together' rumours that have been going around for months now...but it is intriguing, as this is such a bold claim to make. The actual text of the story focuses on this one night, so it doesn't seem as though the pair have actually moved back in together, which is annoyingly misleading.

However, It's much more substantial than previous stories in terms of the suggestions it makes. I guess we'll just have to wait for confirmation/denials from Chez and Ash's teams in the coming days and weeks and watch out for any sneaky paparazzi pics.

I hope it isn't true...because as they say, once a cheater, always a cheater.

C xx

You're Not Fooling Anyone.

Look at this. Look at it. Vile. After his string of affairs (including one with his best mate's missus), it seems that all is forgiven and forgotten between Toni and John Terry. Frolicking in the sea and under waterfalls in Abu Dhabi, Toni looks in great shape, but seriously bad form.

This is such a fakey-fake 'show of strength' organised paparazzi set-up, I actually vommed a little bit in my mouth when I saw these. This may also partly have been because if Toni's swimsuit/stripper outfit was any smaller, you'd be able to see what she had for breakfast with her legs wrapped around Johnny boy like that.

Just show that you're affected by these scandals, show that you're a pair of normal human beings with feelings, rather than a pair of stage-ready automatons hiding their emotions for financial gain. It's so tacky, and not in the fun way that made WAGS so fun back in 2006!

C xx

P.S I thought behaviour like this was illegal in public in Abu Dhabi?

Bret Lockett: 'Physical' Kim Kardashian Relationship Not Actually All That Physical.

After claiming that he had a five-month affair with newly-engaged Kim Kardashian, American Football player Bret Lockett has admitted that he has never even met her.

WHAT. A. TWAT.

He does claim that he has explicit texts and pictures from KK that he can release whenever he wants. However, he hasn't done so as yet...come on Bret, I dare you! If it's true,we're going to need more than the texts released so far, which were completely boring and not even dated.

I call bullshit, but Bret, if you want to prove me wrong, then release something more convincing. Thanks.

C xx

Katy And Russell Do Date Night

Katy Perry and Russel Brand are continuously in the news, with most of the coverage being dedicated to whether or not the pair are happy in their marriage. I've always thought Katy and Russell seem like a great couple, and from Katy's tweets it seems that they're very much in love.

Howwever, even the best relationships take work, especially if you have to spend so much time apart due to living arrangements or work committments, like Mr and Mrs. Perry-Brand! A friend of the duo has revealed that Katy and Russel have devised a five-point plan for their marriage, with one of the most important elements being that they have 'date night' once a week when they're both in the US. Apparently, they went to watch The Hangover Part II but spent most of the film snogging in the back row...

I love them.

C xx

Michael Douglas Looking After CZJ

Lovely, lovely Micael Douglas is now dedicated to looking after his wife, Catherine Zeta Jones. Douglas, fresh from his battle with cancer, is trying to help Catherine cope with her recently diagnosed bipolar disorder. Reports have stated that CZJ's disorder was brought on by the stress of looking after Michael and the worry about his illness.

Michael has stated that he is currently planning a round-the-world trip for Catherine and the couple's children, in order to give his wife something to look forward to, as well as treating her to meals out, spa treatments and homely emotional support.

All the best to Catherine and Michael, whose relationship has stood the test of time despite their age difference. They seem to be battling their problems with bravery and strength, and are a fantastic couple.

C xx

Its Jen That Doesn't Like To Date, Promise!

Jennifer Aniston has said that she is really not a big fan of dating, and that she prefers to spend time with her friends. The perennially unlucky in love actress has stressed the importance of making yourself happy before trying to focus on love, which could be the real reson behind her lack of a real long term relationship since her divorce from Brad Pitt.

Jen explains how it is essential to "have your own personal love," and thinking about "what excites you when you wake up in the morning." With all the ups and downs in her very much publicised love life, it seems that Jen is brushing off the nasty criticism about her inability to keep hold of her partners. Perhaps it's actually Jennifer who wants to just have a light, fun relationship?


I do wonder where the whole 'desperate' media perception of her stems from. She seems pretty cool to me.

C xx

The Truth About Angelina's Tattoo

After she was photographed near the Libyan border doing her usual humanitarian thing, there were rumours of a new pregnancy or adoption for Angelina Jolie.

Angie has a tattoo on her arm which represents the coordinates of the place of birth for each of her six children. The pictures show a new, seventh line beneath the others, which is what initially sparked the rumours. However, a source has come forward to state that the new addition is actually the coordinates of partner Brad Pitt's birth in Oklahoma.

Guess the brood of six is just about big enough for now!

C xx

Is The Trousersnake Off The Market Already?

Damn. Looks like I missed my chance (soz boyfriend, I love you really).

Only one month on from his split with Jessica Biel, who he was with for four years, Justin Timberlake is rumoured to be seeing House hottie and current film co-star Olivia Wilde. The beautiful Olivia only split with her husband one month ago too...coincidence?

The pair were spotted together dancing the night away in an LA nightclub, with an onlooker telling the paps "They were dancing, whispering, he had his hand on her back and shoulders, and they were together all night." Smooth moves, JT. Although Justin and Olivia were part of a larger group, the source claims that they only had eyes for each other all night.

Before we all get too excited, Olivia took to her twitter to deny the rumours saying, with an odd turn of phrase, "Cool it honeybadgers. We are just friends and have been for years."

Do we believe that?

C xx

Teenagers Of The World, Rejoice!

The rumour mill is rife with conjecture over the state of Twilight actors Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship. The latest reports are suggesting that the two, who have never publicly confirmed their relationship, have called it quits.

The blame, as is often the case with celeb relationships, has been laid on hectic work schedules resulting in a lack of time spent together. Rob's work is especially hectic at the moment, as he is off all over the world promoting, spending less and less time with homebody Kristen.

A source spoke to The Mirror and gave a lengthy statement saying "[Rob and Kristen's] phone calls were getting fewer and further between. They started to only see each other on set and began to drift apart until a general apathy developed...The excuses why they could't meet up basically got weaker and weaker, and Rob figured they should officially cool things off and have some time to figure out what they want."

The Mirror's source added (just for good measure); "There have been a few tears but the pair remain friendly. Kristen is hopeful of a reconciliation once Rob has finished promotion for his latest movie."

Twihards everywhere, I hear your hearts breaking.

C xx

Bublé Burgled!

Poor old Michael Bubbly! His Argentinian home was burgled while he was out getting married to Luisana Lopilato the other day. Luisana is an Argentinian native, and she said of the break in "I will not let this ruin the happiest day of my life."

It seems that the robbers cut the alarm system for the house and then broke in, although there is no word yet on what was actually taken.

Such an awful thing to happen on your wedding day! I hope Michael and Luisana are alright, and that nothing too valuable or personal was taken. Hopefully the thieves will be caught and punished appropriately.

C xx

And So, The World Weeps.

The beautiful romance between Peter Andre and Elen Rivas has come to an end. Hearts break across the world for the couple, who incedentally share the same management team. Alas, we will have no more hilarious staged photo-ops of them being sickeningly 'coupley' in the window seats of trendy cafes, and no more front page splashes saying how happy/strained the relationship is. Most unfortunately of all, the break-up allows for Peter's ex, Katie Price, to boastfully gush about how much he still loves her.

Tough luck, Pete and Elen, and better luck with your show/romances in the future.

Cry Me A River...Or Maybe a Delta?

Sad days for Bryan McFadden, formerly of Westlife fame. He and fiancee Delta Goodrem have split, after seven years together and four years of being engaged. It seems that the split is being handled in a really adult way, unlike most of the bitchy celeb bust-ups that go on.

Bryan tweeted "I love Delta and always will. She is one of God’s living angels. I thank her for giving me the best years of my life. Please give us time." Delta has always been a secret pleasure of mine, and I have no shame in annoucing that as a teenager I bought one of her albums...and that on occasion I still listen to it with joy.

The ever-accurate Daily Star has a front page splash today that reads "KERRY: BACK WITH EX-HUBBY," followed by a story that makes absolutely no mention of Kez and Bry actually getting back together. All it states is that Bryan may move back to the UK from Australia, and that Kerry would like that because it means he'd be able to spend more time with their daughters. So ignore the headlines, and never suggest that I try to tell porky pies like the tabs do in order to lure you to this page...

Alex Pettyfer Is Coco-Loco....

...or so says his (very) recent ex, Glee starlet Dianna Agron. The pair co-star in new film I Am Number Four, and were living together in cozy relationship bliss until Dianna broke the whole thing off earlier this week and moved out. Us Weekly claims that Dianna is now living in secret in a hotel under an alias, as she's afraid Alex will come after her. Pettyfer was seen having a huge rant at Sebastian Stan (Black Swan hot property), accusing him of sleeping with Dianna, and Us Weekly's source claims that Alex was threaening and abusive towards his ex in a phone call, although that accusation is strongly denied by his reps.

What a mess! I guess two beautiful people equals one ugly breakup!

Yay! Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen Back On!

It's relationship reports a go-go today!

After sadly beaking off their engagement last year, it seems as though Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are defos back on. The two were spotted meeting up at Rachel's West Hollywood home a few days ago, with Hayden going so far as to say "you can't deny" the photographic evidence. Hopefully they can make things work this time, they make a great couple.

Amanda Seyfried is NOT f***ing single, O.K?

Amidst reports of Amanda Seyfried splitting up from her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe, the actress has taken to a U.S website to deny the rumours, saying simply "that is so f***ing not true."

The rumours started after Ryan was said to have been caught chatting up Rhianna at a party, although the entire incident, as well as the split rumours are denied by Amanda. To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if Ryan was chatting up Rhianna...he's not exactly got a reputation of being particularly faithful. He is said to have cheated on ex-wife Reese Witherspoon, causing their divorce, and also then cheated on the woman he left Reese for, Abbie Cornish. Not the best track record, is it?

I hope the rumpurs are false, though. Amanda seems like a really great girl, and she's always really funny, open and honest in interviews. And she has a tattoo that says 'minge'...and she uses the c-word. My type of girl.

Lindsay And Sam, Sitting In A Tree...

K.I.S.S.I.N.G?

It seems as though the on-off relationship between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan may well be back on, after reports of Lindsay sneaking out of Sam's house through the bushes (I'll bet it was through the bushes...ha...) on Valentine's Day. They also left an L.A club together the other night, with Sam later tweeting "watching grey's anatomy - my fav show - @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me." Linds only lives next door to Sam, so maybe it was just a little sleepover, but somehow, I imagine it wasn't.

Although the relationship between the two ladies has often been volatile, culminating in Sam getting a restaining order against Lindsay at one point, when they were happy together it always seemed to improve Lindsay's looks and behaviour. Perhaps a relationship is a bit much for Lohan right now, but hopefully the two can make things work this time around...15th time lucky, maybe?

Dramz for Cheryl and Derek

A source close to Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough has spoken to The Sun about the pair's troubled relationship. Apparently, ever since their New Year's break in South Africa, things have been increasingly strained between the two. The source states that Cheryl has spoken to Derek and told him "they should not push things." At a recent meeting, the source describes how Derek was worried that he couldn't understand what Cheryl was thinking, as she seemed less tactile than usual, but at the same time seemed to be happy to see him. The poor lad just wants to know where he stands!

Cheryl has recently spoken to Heat magazine about her remaining feelings for ex-husband Ashley, and how difficult the last year has been for her with her divorce and her life-threatening malaria. Perhaps Derek just needs to listen to what his lady is saying and try not to push her too far until she's ready.

Chelsy and Hazza Back Together?

 
Well, well, well. It seems that Prince William isn't the only loved-up royal right now! Sources are saying that my bevoled Prince Harry is back together with his on again, off again girlfriend Chelsy Davy (who, incidentally, lived down the road from me in Leeds a couple of years ago, and she's MUCH more attractive in real life than she is in pictures. Also, my housemates and I had two fish named after them...unfortunately, ChelsyFish died. Sad times).

The two, who were together for five years, were spotted having a great time at swanky members club Beaufort House on the King's Road the other night, and apparently they were smuggled out together in the boot of a Jaguar! I highly doubt that part of the tale is true, but can you imagine if it was?! Amazing.

The pair are known to be pretty much OK with one another after their break-up last year, so it's probably just a case of a catch-up over a few drinks, but I so want there to be secret meetups, canoodling and smuggling out in the boot of flash cars! PLEASE!