Oooh er, Imogen Thomas disses Katie Price

After Danny Cipriani was spotted emerging barefoot from a house with Katie Price, the work insinuated that they had bumped uglies. Apparently, Imogen Thomas, who has a history with rugby player Cipriani, think this too, because she's been lashing out at Katie to friends.

According to The Mirror, Imogen has been saying some lovely things, such as;

"She looks like a transvestite...Out of every woman in the world, her? She's such a slag."

Ouch. I guess the friendship between Imogen and Katie is definitely over, then? The two used to be pals, but they fell out after Imogen posted a video of Katie singing (badly) at a party thrown at Katie's pink Essex mansion. The Cipriani business seems to have finally severed any ties.

I await Katie's reply with baited breath.

C xx

K-Fed To Have A Baby Girl

K-Fed and his pregnant girlfriend Victoria Prince have announced that she is going to have a baby girl! Another one to add to the already staggering pile of pregnant celebs (she counts as a celebrity, I think. Ish...).

The ex-professional volleyball player (that's Vicky, not Kev...) has revealed that they have decided to name the baby Jordan, because they wanted a name that could be used for either sex. I, however, think it's much more likely that the couple are naming the little'un after Britain's own glamour girl, Jordan (AKA Katie Price). She is a true inspiration.

C xx

And So, The World Weeps.

The beautiful romance between Peter Andre and Elen Rivas has come to an end. Hearts break across the world for the couple, who incedentally share the same management team. Alas, we will have no more hilarious staged photo-ops of them being sickeningly 'coupley' in the window seats of trendy cafes, and no more front page splashes saying how happy/strained the relationship is. Most unfortunately of all, the break-up allows for Peter's ex, Katie Price, to boastfully gush about how much he still loves her.

Tough luck, Pete and Elen, and better luck with your show/romances in the future.

Jordan's On The Plane? In That Case...

Victoria Beckham found out that she was going to be on the same flight as her longtime rival, Jordan, back to L.A from London, and she decided to skip the hassle she was almost certainly going to get by changing her flight. She switched from Virgin Atlantic to an Air New Zealand flight half an hour later, and was accompanied in doing so by Cheryl Cole! Clearly the two women couldn't be arsed to deal with the drama that follows Jordan...sorry, Katie Price, wherever she goes.

Jordan tweeted on the plane "Taking off, people say victoria on flight, this is not true"...well...no, not any more love, she's avoiding you.

Cringe.

Katie Price Uses Escort Service...

...POLICE escort, that is! Ha, I make myself laugh sometimes...

Katie Price left her mansion in Surrey earlier to go for a nice little drive with her younger sister, who was driving as Katie has recently had her license suspended for six months due to speeding...tut tut. Anyway, what does your average fame-hungry media-savvy (ex?)glamour model need to enjoy the peace and quet of the countryside? A police escort. Exactly. I use one all the time. Despite the fact that she has cameras following her every move, and despite the fact that she'd go to the opening of an envelope if you paid her, Katie decided that the police were necessary to protect her from the nasty paps, causing a large traffic build-up behind her. Oh well...they're only non-millionaire plebs, so I guess they understood that she needed this excessive protection. 

Well, it seems that they didn't. Some of them even had the cheek to make complaints to Surrey Police, who have released a statement saying that “We are aware that a complaint has been made and the matter is currently under investigation.” Good to know. Bet they won't get anywhere though...normal people don't uually get police escorts, and they don't have loads of horses, or a big pink house. Or massive plastic cartoon boobs. At least we know that those prize assets are safe. Maybe next time she could just go out in a normal car and not tell anyone about it, and then there would be no need for the police at all...Just a thought.