Holy Photoshop, V Magazine!

So, this is my one true lady love, Britney Spears, standing with her 'second family' of support staff, managers and so on.

Well, it's her head, and her heavily Photoshopped body. I'd recognise those legs anywhere. However, V Magazine, where the spread appears, has got some nerve. That photo is one of the worst jobs I've seen in a long while.

I don't care if Britney hasn't slimmed down for her wedding yet. I'm just glad she's happy and healthy - this is unnecessary.

C xxx

K-Fed To Have A Baby Girl

K-Fed and his pregnant girlfriend Victoria Prince have announced that she is going to have a baby girl! Another one to add to the already staggering pile of pregnant celebs (she counts as a celebrity, I think. Ish...).

The ex-professional volleyball player (that's Vicky, not Kev...) has revealed that they have decided to name the baby Jordan, because they wanted a name that could be used for either sex. I, however, think it's much more likely that the couple are naming the little'un after Britain's own glamour girl, Jordan (AKA Katie Price). She is a true inspiration.

C xx

Britney Wants A Wedding!

A souce has spoken to The Sun newspaper, claiming that Britney is keen to settle down and marry boyfriend Jason Trawick after getting her life and career back on track. She has reportedly spoken to close friends about her desire for Trawick to pop the question sooner rather than later.

The source said "After all her ups and downs Brit is craving stability - hence her broodiness at the moment - and she just wants to settle down with Jason and do it all again the right way. Now her album is out and her tour is almost sorted she feels like getting married again and having more children is the next step."

Hopefully Britney and Jason will have a long and happy relationship together, and if they decide to get married, great! Just as long as they take their time and don't rush headlong into it...I don't think my heart could take another life crisis for Brit!

C xx