Holy Photoshop, V Magazine!

So, this is my one true lady love, Britney Spears, standing with her 'second family' of support staff, managers and so on.

Well, it's her head, and her heavily Photoshopped body. I'd recognise those legs anywhere. However, V Magazine, where the spread appears, has got some nerve. That photo is one of the worst jobs I've seen in a long while.

I don't care if Britney hasn't slimmed down for her wedding yet. I'm just glad she's happy and healthy - this is unnecessary.

C xxx

Marisa Miller's Victoria's Secret...She Only Has One Arm.

Oh, dear. Someone's going to be in trouble after this. Whoever is in charge of photoshop at the Victoria's Secret website HQ, most likely. Somehow this bizarre photograph of the absolutely stunning Marisa Miller, sans her left arm, appeared to advertise the brand's 'The Sexiest Polo' shirt. In such a huge company, how is it possible for this to be overlooked?

I guess it's apt, seeing as some of their undies cost...an arm and a leg (in the UK at least)...my jokes are wonderful, I know.