Lindsay Lohan has a modelling job!

After her recent Marilyn Monroe-inspired Playboy shoot, Lindsay Lohan has moved on to modelling for Jag Jeans, rocking a teeny tiny pair of hotpants and her usual fingers-in-the-mouth sex face.

Not going to lie, I love a bit of Linds, I really do.

This shoot was photographed by the same guy who did the Playboy shoot - Yu Tsai - who was clearly impressed by Lindsay's poses.

A press release from the shoot reads "As Jag Jeans' newest endorser, Lindsay embodies the strength and fearlessness of the woman of today. She is unafraid to be who she is. She is fierce yet exudes feminine grace."

I'll reserve judgement on the grace, but I'm massively excited for the return of the Lohan after her latest glowing probation report and the super-high sales of her Playboy issue.

C xxx

Lindsay Sentenced to 120 Days In Jail...Kinda.

The saga of the life of Lindsay Lohan continues. Early hours this morning (which I guess is yesterday afternoon U.S time...) Linds was sentenced to 120 days in jail for violating her probation over the whole stolen necklace malarkey. Thi is over what was a felony grand theft charge about the necklace in the picture above. Linds had just scored a victory in getting the charge down to a misdemeanour instead of a felony.

In addition to this, she has been sentenced to 480 hours of community service. Of those hours, 120 will be served at the L.A County morgue (creepy). The rest will be at the Downtown Women's Centre to show Lindsay how disadvantaged women live.

However, the crazy continues. As all this is over a misdemeanour violation (This crazy American justice system confuses me so much) Lindsay's team posted a $75,000 bail bond, getting her out of custody in all of five hours. She is now due back in court for a pretrial hearing on 11th May.

C xx

A New Film Role For Lindsay?

My favourite trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan, has been tapped to play the part of Sharon Tate, a victim of Charles Manson, in a new film about the killer. The buzz is that the film will be directed by Tyler Shields, who is more well known for being a celebrity photographer (he even shot Linds in some promotional work for the ill-fated Inferno project) and Ty will also be playing the part of Manson himself.

As of yet, there is no word on whether or not Lindsay has accepted the role, but it sounds kind of cool. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be some B-Movie slasher flick...although right now, any job is good for Lohan.

C xx

Lindsay Is (Almost) Defos Going To Jail

Uh-oh... Lindsay Lohan is in some serious shizz after her court appearance this morning. Because she's up for stealing a neacklace, she's in violation of her probation, which means that the judge has the right to put her in jail after her preliminary hearing on 10th March.

The judge has offered her a deal whereby she would be in prison for six months, but she would have to plead guilty. If she pleads not guilty, then the judge has the option to haul her skinny bum into jail while she awaits trial. Word is that Linds will probably plead either guilty or no contest, and then try and bargain the six months down to as little as possible.

This whole thing makes me really sad, and I hope that she can persuade the jury of her innocence, if innocent she is, but I really doubt it. Her reputation preceeds her, and I would imagine both judge and jury would take pleasure in sending her down. She is going to be made an example of to the highest degree, and I really don't think that's good for her as a recovering addict.

Lindsay And Sam, Sitting In A Tree...

K.I.S.S.I.N.G?

It seems as though the on-off relationship between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan may well be back on, after reports of Lindsay sneaking out of Sam's house through the bushes (I'll bet it was through the bushes...ha...) on Valentine's Day. They also left an L.A club together the other night, with Sam later tweeting "watching grey's anatomy - my fav show - @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me." Linds only lives next door to Sam, so maybe it was just a little sleepover, but somehow, I imagine it wasn't.

Although the relationship between the two ladies has often been volatile, culminating in Sam getting a restaining order against Lindsay at one point, when they were happy together it always seemed to improve Lindsay's looks and behaviour. Perhaps a relationship is a bit much for Lohan right now, but hopefully the two can make things work this time around...15th time lucky, maybe?

Lindsay and Glee: Not Friends.

Just as Lindsay Lohan kissed and made up with the cast of Glee for referencing her in their episode with Gwyneth Paltrow, they go and spoil it by putting her mother, Dina, on their fictional 'Losers of the Year' list from the most recent episode. Apparently, Linds is not getting really annoying, with friends saying that she just wants the show to "mind its own business" and stop picking on her and her family.

To be fair, they make it pretty easy to pick on them...perhaps if Dina stopped famewhoring, and the family learned how to take a joke, it wouldn't be such a big deal.

Lindsay's Lawyer Informed of Charges; Says Lindsay is Innocent

So, it seems that TMZ were right earlier this evening when they reported that Lindsay Lohan was to be charged with felony grand theft, as she has been accused of stealing a necklace from a jewellery shop in Venice Beach. Lindsay's hard-working lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, says that the allegfations are totally false, and that if charges are brought, then "we will fight them in court, not in the press." Fighting talk. However, fighting talk is needed, because if Linds is convicted, she could spend up to three years in prison, and as is clear from her mugshots, prison orange isn't her best colour choice.

Lindsay to be Charged with Felony?

 
TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan is going to be charged with felony grand theft, which sounds awfully impressive. The owner of a Los Angeles boutique says she has pictures of Linds trying on the necklace, and there are also paparazzi shots, like the one above, which show her wearing the necklace that she has not paid for (it's the short gold chain in the picture). Lohan claims that her stylist and assisstants are responsible for sorting out the paperwork required to loan clothes and jewellery, and that she was unaware that this was not done. Poor lamb.

Lindsay has been accused of theft before, most notably after a photoshoot with Elle magazine. She was said to have left with thousands of pounds worth of jewellery, although that all got sorted out without any charges being brought.

While TMZ also report that the District Attorney's Office have said that no decision has been made, they are standing by their reports. All this really isn't going to help with the whole DUI/Prison/Rehab stuff... seeing as Lindsay is still on probation.