Ain't no dirt on THOSE shoulders.

This is officially my favourite picture in the entire history of the world.

There aren't words to describe my love of Kate and Wills. I'm not usually one to go all gooey-eyed over the monarchy, but they're just sort of...normal. And that's cool!

The young royals got down with the people at the homeless shelter they visited to make some lovely Christmas cookies for the 18th birthday of a resident! I wish they'd visit me, but alas, I have no landmark birthday or worthy cause.

Wills's technique is worthy of Jay-Z himself, while Kate looks like she's having a TOTES AMAZE time, laughing at her husband's expense.

C xxx

Kate Middleton sparks pregnancy rumours in Copenhagen

Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, sparked rumours that she might be pregnant yesterday in Copenhagen.

The royal fashionista refused the offer of tasting the peanut paste used in UN food parcels. Prince William, the Danish crown prince, and his wife happily ate the food, which is used to help people in famine-stricken areas.

Doctors advise pregnant women to avoid peanuts and all their by-products in order to prevent any allergic reaction.

Kate's spokeman confirmed that the Duchess herself is not allergic to peanuts, further adding to the rumour mill that there may well be a royal baby on the way.

If Kate is pregnant, then that child, regardless of whether it is a girl or a boy, will be in line to the throne thanks to recent law reforms that give female children the same succession rights as males. Exciting!

On the other hand, Kate's famously tiny waist showed absolutely no sign of expansion, so you know...she might just not like peanuts.

C xxx

Off With His Head!

Elton John was rather naughty on US comedy show Saturday Night Live recently, calling the Queen a "mean old bitch" in a sketch about how he is not going to be involved in the upcoming Royal Wedding.

Elton made the crack at Fred Armisen, playing the Queen, after several comments about how he is always involved in royal events, but that rewording Candle in the Wind again would not be accepted.

Clearly, Elt didn't say that the ACTUAL Queen is a mean old bitch, but I like to imagine that if he had, she would have responded with something along the likes of "pot, kettle, black, much, Mr. (no longer Sir) John?"

Chelsy and Hazza Back Together?

 
Well, well, well. It seems that Prince William isn't the only loved-up royal right now! Sources are saying that my bevoled Prince Harry is back together with his on again, off again girlfriend Chelsy Davy (who, incidentally, lived down the road from me in Leeds a couple of years ago, and she's MUCH more attractive in real life than she is in pictures. Also, my housemates and I had two fish named after them...unfortunately, ChelsyFish died. Sad times).

The two, who were together for five years, were spotted having a great time at swanky members club Beaufort House on the King's Road the other night, and apparently they were smuggled out together in the boot of a Jaguar! I highly doubt that part of the tale is true, but can you imagine if it was?! Amazing.

The pair are known to be pretty much OK with one another after their break-up last year, so it's probably just a case of a catch-up over a few drinks, but I so want there to be secret meetups, canoodling and smuggling out in the boot of flash cars! PLEASE!