Ain't no dirt on THOSE shoulders.

This is officially my favourite picture in the entire history of the world.

There aren't words to describe my love of Kate and Wills. I'm not usually one to go all gooey-eyed over the monarchy, but they're just sort of...normal. And that's cool!

The young royals got down with the people at the homeless shelter they visited to make some lovely Christmas cookies for the 18th birthday of a resident! I wish they'd visit me, but alas, I have no landmark birthday or worthy cause.

Wills's technique is worthy of Jay-Z himself, while Kate looks like she's having a TOTES AMAZE time, laughing at her husband's expense.

C xxx

Kate Middleton sparks pregnancy rumours in Copenhagen

Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, sparked rumours that she might be pregnant yesterday in Copenhagen.

The royal fashionista refused the offer of tasting the peanut paste used in UN food parcels. Prince William, the Danish crown prince, and his wife happily ate the food, which is used to help people in famine-stricken areas.

Doctors advise pregnant women to avoid peanuts and all their by-products in order to prevent any allergic reaction.

Kate's spokeman confirmed that the Duchess herself is not allergic to peanuts, further adding to the rumour mill that there may well be a royal baby on the way.

If Kate is pregnant, then that child, regardless of whether it is a girl or a boy, will be in line to the throne thanks to recent law reforms that give female children the same succession rights as males. Exciting!

On the other hand, Kate's famously tiny waist showed absolutely no sign of expansion, so you know...she might just not like peanuts.

C xxx

Gorgeous!

The wedding of the century has taken place, with all the pomp and ceremony to be expected from a Royal Wedding. Kate looked beautiful in her Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen dress, which had a modest (by royal standards) two-metre train. William was in his full military regalia, while Harry looked his usual cheeky self, seeming not altogether too comfortable in his uniform.

Kate's sister Pippa looked stunning in her cowl-neck sheath, (although her spray tan was far too deep) while the queen rocked a canary-yellow outfit with matching hat in the same colour, as has always been her style. Personally I thought her hat was a touch flat, but she looked lovely. Surprisingly, Camilla also looked fab!

The Middleton family did themselves proud. Mother Carole looked wonderful in a powder blue dress and coat, while her father Michael was very smart in his suit and top hat.

Sartorial failures? Unsurprisingly, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie looked...well, not great. Their hats were far too directional for their faces, and were not at all flattering.

Overall, the ceremony was fantastic, and the day seems to have run very smoothly. Good luck to the new couple, and everyone enjoy the long weekend!

See what I mean? Not. Flattering.

C xx

I Guess Your Invite Got Lost In The Post, Fergie...

Oh dear...

Ex-Royal and seller of access to royalty, Sarah Ferguson, is apparently livid, as she has not been invited to the royal wedding in April. Hardly surprising really, when you think that she is no longer a royal and she tried to sell access to them while continuously embarrassing the family over the past twenty years.

Anyway, just to rub salt in the wound, the owner of Kate's favourite pub had been invited, and he's defos not royal. John Haley, landlord of the Old Boot near Bucklebury, Kate's hometown, said "It's a great honor. I've known the family for a long time. They are a lovely normal family, and I'm very happy for Kate. I don't know what I'll wear though or what I'll get them as a present."

John is one of 1,900 guests to the wedding on April 29th. Sarah Ferguson is not.

Mega 3D Royal Wedding!

Mike Darcey, the chief operating officer for BSkyB has mooted the possibility of broadcasting the Royal Wedding in 3D. He has stressed how wonderfully 3D works for major sporting events, and believes that it would work just as well for any large public event, including the wedding of Kate and Wills. He stated that his company were "optimistic, we're hopeful that we can persuade them that this will be a good thing."

Although I can see how this would be a good opportunity to showcase 3D, I don't think that it's a good idea to broadcast it in this way. Persoanlly, I find 3D to be really distracting, and it gives me a headache. Perhaps I'm just grumpy and boring, but I like my T.V to be like both my weddings and my royals...traditional.