Inbetweeners' Jay To Be A Father

Don't worry, I haven't just given you all a massive spoiler from the Inbetweeners' film, which comes out in August. James Buckley, who plays sex-pest and general liar/exaggerator Jay in the hit series, is expecting the patter of tiny feet to arrive sometime soon with his girlfriend of just under a year, model and ex-FHM High Street Honey Clair Meek. Congrats to the both of them, and good luck!

C xx

Katy And Russell Do Date Night

Katy Perry and Russel Brand are continuously in the news, with most of the coverage being dedicated to whether or not the pair are happy in their marriage. I've always thought Katy and Russell seem like a great couple, and from Katy's tweets it seems that they're very much in love.

Howwever, even the best relationships take work, especially if you have to spend so much time apart due to living arrangements or work committments, like Mr and Mrs. Perry-Brand! A friend of the duo has revealed that Katy and Russel have devised a five-point plan for their marriage, with one of the most important elements being that they have 'date night' once a week when they're both in the US. Apparently, they went to watch The Hangover Part II but spent most of the film snogging in the back row...

I love them.

C xx

Flo Ridin' into a DUI Charge...



Not Flo's, but his is the same as this one...

 The drinks were flo-ing way too freely wherever rapper Flo Rida was at the other night. While driving his ridiculously expensive penis extension car around town, he was pulled over by the police after they saw him swerve in his lane at around 3.30am. The officers could smell alcohol, and so gave him a breath test and other sobriety tests...he failed. Flo's blood alcohol level was DOUBLE the limit.

Seriously? I mean, I know most rappers are hardly great role models as it is, but drunk driving a red and black Bugatti Veyron...one of the most expensive and distinctive cars in the world? That is just pure idiocy. No pity, only the sense of hope that he will get banned and have to leave that car to sit untouched for a couple of years, taunting him from his garage.

C xx

EXCITING NEWS!!

Hello my lovely ones! This is just a quick one to let you know something very exciting that has happened to me recently. I have been offered a four-week internship at Now Magazine Online starting on Tuesday! I'm having to get all my arrangements sorted at the moment, but don't think I've forgotten your needs - oh no! I'm going to try my level best to keep updating here as usual, and who knows - maybe I'll even be able to offer you a few little teasers from work (depending on if I'm allowed to do that)!

Onwards, gossip hounds!

The Professional Equivalent of 'Never Liked You Anyway, And You're Crap In Bed'?

According to Cheryl Cole's mum Joan, it was Cheryl's decision not to return to the X Factor in the UK after her dismal reception in the US. Joan says "She was terrified Simon had become her puppet master and she was being turned into his new Sinitta - Simon's little pet. She is determined to carve out a career without him. He'll have to come up with something special for them to even speak again."

To be fair, ending up like Sinitta would be a fate worse than death, but the whole situation reeks of trying to limit the humiliation levels. By taking ownership of not coming back to the X Factor Cheryl can try to reclaim some autonomy and individuality away from the Cowell talent-making machine, but at the risk of cutting off her nose to spite her face.

You know when two people break up, and then one of them hacks into the other's facebook account and leaves messages like "I only went out with you out of pity" and " your willy is tiny anyway"? Yeah. That's what this looks like right now.

C xx

Kim Kardashian to lose a K...

Kim Kardashian has reportedly revealed, much to her mother Kris's chargrin, that she would like to change her surname to Humphries when she marries her fiance (who coinci-creepily is also called Kris) in a few months' time. Kim's mum says "I don't think she should take his name and be Kim Humphries. I think she needs to be Kim Kardashian because she's worked so hard to get where she is."

Everyone seems to think that it's some kind of crazy anti-self move by Kim to want to take her husband's name, but really, how big a deal is it? She can still use Kardashian for work if she wants, and if it means something to her to take his name, then I say go for it. As long as it's her decision and not his, then I see no problem. Step off, mother Jenner...after all, you switched to Kardashian when you got married, and then to Jenner when you married Bruce Jenner...

Adele Back In The Studio Already!

Adele has revealed that she is back in the studio recording the follow-up to her hugely successful second album, 21. The singer has revealed that the new record will have a diferrent feel, saying;

"I have five tracks ready to go. One of them is quite upbeat - a real 'girl power' type of song. I plan to do a cover of the INXS hit 'Never Tear Us Apart' which is probably my fave song of all time. The whole album will have quite a live feel to it."

Sounds pretty good to me! It's going to be good to hear some new tracks from the vocal monster, as 21, lovely as it is, is getting to be somewhat overplayed these days...

C xx