Absence.

Unfortunately, due to family bereavement, I will be taking a short hiatus from this blog. This is also the reason why I have not posted recently. I will try and get back to it as soon as I can, but at the moment it is impossible. I hope you understand and bear with me.

Corinne.

Jordan's On The Plane? In That Case...

Victoria Beckham found out that she was going to be on the same flight as her longtime rival, Jordan, back to L.A from London, and she decided to skip the hassle she was almost certainly going to get by changing her flight. She switched from Virgin Atlantic to an Air New Zealand flight half an hour later, and was accompanied in doing so by Cheryl Cole! Clearly the two women couldn't be arsed to deal with the drama that follows Jordan...sorry, Katie Price, wherever she goes.

Jordan tweeted on the plane "Taking off, people say victoria on flight, this is not true"...well...no, not any more love, she's avoiding you.

Cringe.

I Guess Your Invite Got Lost In The Post, Fergie...

Oh dear...

Ex-Royal and seller of access to royalty, Sarah Ferguson, is apparently livid, as she has not been invited to the royal wedding in April. Hardly surprising really, when you think that she is no longer a royal and she tried to sell access to them while continuously embarrassing the family over the past twenty years.

Anyway, just to rub salt in the wound, the owner of Kate's favourite pub had been invited, and he's defos not royal. John Haley, landlord of the Old Boot near Bucklebury, Kate's hometown, said "It's a great honor. I've known the family for a long time. They are a lovely normal family, and I'm very happy for Kate. I don't know what I'll wear though or what I'll get them as a present."

John is one of 1,900 guests to the wedding on April 29th. Sarah Ferguson is not.

U2 To Headline Glasto...great.

Everyone's least favourite humanitarian whiner, Bono, will headline this year's Glasto festival as part of U2. The classic rockers are pretty excited about the gig, with The Edge (I can barely even type the name without revulsion at the pretentiousness of it all...) says;

"We're so excited to get to play in front of the world's greatest festival audience. It's more a way of life than a festival. We're all looking forward to coming back to pick up where I left off, U2 will be playing June 24th…we'll see you there."

I like U2's older stuff, but the more recent albums...they're pretty meh. Hopefully they'll make a big return to form, and Bono won't be a dick and try to harangue festival goers and guilt trip them about their western consumerism and the price of their tickets compared to the annual income of an African family while swanning around with his ludicrously expensive sunglasses and hats and his remaining millions in the bank that he keeps for himself and doesn't donate to the causes he supports....sorry about that...he irritates me, as you may have guessed!

Damn. No Swoony Preident Clooney.

George Clooney has rubbished reports that he wants to run for President of the U.S.A. The politically active actor says that he's tried too many drugs and had sexy times with too many women to be a respectable enough figure to represent America on the political world stage.

Gorgeous George does speak out about the importance of young actors and singers harnessing the power of hte clamour for celebrity culture though, saying  "There is more attention on celebrity than ever before — and there is a use for that besides selling products. A lot of the young actors I see coming up in the industry are not just involved, but knowledgeable on a subject and then sharing that with fans."

Personally, I'd like to see George's manly profile on the U.S coinage, but that's probably because I don't live in America and can therefor think pretty wishfully regarding the state of their politics.

America Loves Adele!

British singing sensation Adele has had to move some of her American tour dates to bigger venues in order to cater for the huge demand for tickets. She has also added several extra dates so that as many people as possible can hear her soulful voice live as possible. The changes are as follows...

May 21 New York, NY United Palace Theater ONSALE Saturday, Feb 26 at 12:00pm
June 1 Seattle, WA – MOVE to the Paramount Theatre ONSALE Saturday, Feb 26 at 10:00am
June 9 Los Angeles, CA – MOVE to the Palladium ONSALE Saturday, Feb 26 at 10:00am

Lucky Americans!

Lindsay Is (Almost) Defos Going To Jail

Uh-oh... Lindsay Lohan is in some serious shizz after her court appearance this morning. Because she's up for stealing a neacklace, she's in violation of her probation, which means that the judge has the right to put her in jail after her preliminary hearing on 10th March.

The judge has offered her a deal whereby she would be in prison for six months, but she would have to plead guilty. If she pleads not guilty, then the judge has the option to haul her skinny bum into jail while she awaits trial. Word is that Linds will probably plead either guilty or no contest, and then try and bargain the six months down to as little as possible.

This whole thing makes me really sad, and I hope that she can persuade the jury of her innocence, if innocent she is, but I really doubt it. Her reputation preceeds her, and I would imagine both judge and jury would take pleasure in sending her down. She is going to be made an example of to the highest degree, and I really don't think that's good for her as a recovering addict.