Johnny Depp's Got The Bieber Fever

After Justin Bieber crashed a press conference for Johnny Depp's new film Rango, the actor had admitted that he is "riddled with Bieber fever" after his daughter, Lily-Rose, became obsessed with the popstar. Depp says "It was the first time I had heard the term, 'A Belieber' and I admitted that I was a Belieber and he magically appears - there he was."

Every day my love for Johnny Depp increases....sigh.

"The One That Looks Like Justin Bieber" gets mistaken for Justin Bieber...

As much as it pains me that this is the first thing I put on this blog, it amused me, and it's UK-based, which are both good things.

X Factor losers One Direction were in LA a little while ago, and Liam Payne has just revealed that while he was there, walking down Sunset Boulevard, he was chased by screaming Justin Bieber fans. Now,  I know first-hand of this tweenage affliction, 'Bieber fever', and believe me, it aint pretty. Pre-teen hormomes are an uruly beast, and I sure as hell wouldn't like to be at the centre of a gang of Bieberites. Imagine the hair frizz, the start-out acne, the grabby, sweaty, palms....as Joseph Conrad so elegantly put it..."the horror! the horror!"

Liam said of what was no doubt quite an ordeal "It's a compliment, but I want to be known as Liam from One Direction, not Bieber. Think I need a change of look."

I couldn't agree more, Liam.